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Pineapple and Mayonnaise Sandwich
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Pineapple and Mayonnaise Sandwich


My grandfather introduced this to me, you can also use a pear, and add cheese if pineapple isn't your thing. Both are great 😃👍

by LeaveQuietly

44 Comments

  2. ImpressiveQuality363

    Why not throw a boiled egg and some croutons into a fruit salad? 😰

  3. ITestInProd1212

    I’m pretty sure this is illegal in like 40 different states and the District of Columbia.

  4. alazystoner420

    That is sooo much fucking mayonnaise. BLECH! And I love mayo 🙁

  5. Neddlings55

    Cheese and mayo i get.
    Cheese and pineapple i get.
    But this? Im kinda curious….

  7. Pkyankfan69

    Are we sure this isn’t jizz and pineapple? That honestly might be better

  8. JustAnotherMinority

    Bro… mayo is not that good. Yes I like mayo.

  12. nekroves

    I don’t think I’ve ever involuntarily made a “eugh!” sound before, but I just did at work. :S Thanks I guess.

  13. AMDeez_nutz

    I could see cream cheese working in this scenario

  14. ModifiedIntensity

    Oddly enough, I have a friend who’s mom eats these. So now that I’ve seen this on two occasions, I’m gonna try it.

  15. LadyDye_

    The mouthfeel is grossing me out 😵‍💫

  16. janhasplasticbOobz

    Reminds me of Momma from Joshandmomma with her pineapple, mayo, & cheese appetizer

  17. Cultural-Afternoon72

    Add a little bit of teriyaki sauce, a hamburger patty, and some melted cheese. Thank me later.

  19. ORNGSPCEMNKY

    Pear and sharp cheddar would be god, Apple…same thing…peanut butter and pickle…absolutely….pineapple and mayo just sounds like your grand father was trying to pull a prank that back fired.

    My dad did it to his room mate when I was about 11, made him a glass of sparingly grapefruit soda and clammato, Talked it up “Oh yea joe, this is the shit, give it a try” dude ended up loving it, drank it every single day I was ever over there.

  20. TransMascCatBoye

    I saw this and literally said “no” out loud

  23. nobodyhere_357

    See, I can *almost* get it. A sandwich with some fresh tomato slices and mayo with salt and pepper is *amazing*, but it works because the tomato has a savory quality that pairs well with everything else. Pineapple doesn’t seem like it would work for that. Is it supposed to be a sweet, tangy, and creamy kind of combination?

  24. doge_is_wow

    If you add cheese and ham, you’ll get what the Germans call toast Hawaii.

  25. Kaylargho

    I hope you find a therapist that can help you. Don’t give up. Keep looking.

  26. Sasarah1

    Hear me out – – bagel, cream cheese, pineapple

  29. DawnyBrat

    And I thought ketchup on ice cream was a crime, until I saw this 🤮

  30. Former_External_2301

    My soul literally left my body 😩

  31. nutsbonkers

    He’s right here officer. It’s ok you can call for backup there’s no shame if you can’t stomach the sight.

  33. LiteraryLoops

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    I’ll stick to my tomato and mayo sandwiches thanks

  37. GigaSoup

    This looks great if I I want to eat something that induces my gag reflex so hard I projectile vomit my stomach contents onto a wall 10 feet away with one violent blerghh.

  38. biggcb

    I love mayo. And I love pineapple. But could not do this.

  40. Sleepy_pirate

    I feel like a slice of melted cheese could make this better

  41. Sorry-Visit-6743

    Hey, so it’s perfectly ok to NOT try combine every food you’ve ever encountered. This is 100% optional, you don’t have to do it. Hope this helps.

  42. welding_guy_from_LI

    I’d try this , might need a slice of melted Swiss and grill the pineapple

  43. HeWhoChasesChickens

    I swear some people’s taste buds are just broken